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1. The Old Lady
9 up, 3 down

A derogatory term to refer to one's own wife.

Bob: "Hey buddy, wanna go bowling tonight?"
Jim: "Sorry, I can't. I gotta spend the night with the old lady."
Bob: *makes whipped sound*

by Anonymous Dec 8, 2004 email it
2. The Old Lady
22 up, 7 down

An old lady that always calls the cops.

Stupid old lady.

by chode Nov 23, 2003 email it